168/90 (Or the Untimely Erection)

from Short Bus Ruckus by Swingset Showdown

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Our love was fiercely begun
The burning passion of a thousand suns
You wanted me out of my clothes
And I thought, “Well, whatever you say goes!”

Body temperature starting to rise
Blood pressure as high as the sky
Now I’ve got a third leg between my thighs
But you’re my nurse, so you knew all of this

It was supposed to be a regular physical
A routine between patient and nurse
You got much more than you bargained for
I guess things could’ve been worse

I tried to think of Vagina Dentata
Or anything with Sarah Jessica Parker
But all that I could picture was you and me
And the effects of that were easy to see

Just another daily regular check up
Got interrupted by something that came up
It didn’t help that you were cute
And I was in my birthday suit

Alone in the room
It’s just you and me (just you and me, yeah)
So tell me
Do you like what you see?

Guess I didn’t really need to mention
That you had my full attention
But you were cool, you seemed to understand
But less so when I asked if you could give me a hand

Your face turned red with embarrassment
I hope you know it’s the ultimate compliment
And now it’s time for me to go
I hope you enjoyed the show

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from Short Bus Ruckus, released December 15, 2012
Lyrics by Eric Harvey

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Swingset Showdown Seattle, Washington

Swingset Showdown is a piano-punk variety band started in March of 2010 by Isaac and Eric, with Danica joining in early 2012.

We have been performing regularly in the Seattle area, and our shows are constantly evolving and improving. We play humorous and upbeat songs for adoring fans and confused strangers. ... more

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